Friday, March 31, 2006

Cataracts And Driving

I hate ...

... my job!
... the IT industry!
... bad food!
... my work colleagues!
... unshaved girls legs!
... the weather in Switzerland!
... screaming kids!
... one over par!
... walliserdiiitsch!
... all can sleep longer than me!
... the cash from Coop sluts!
foreign ... all cats shitting in my garden!
... texting!
... my gardener, who has oddly always the hand to the eggs when I look out the window!
... Mona Vetsch!
... solar cars!
... my new self!
simply disappear ... if my header!
... waking up with headaches and go to bed with a headache!
... that I have to wait another 40 years in order a sprightly pensioners to be!
... my boss!
... all two-lane highway! Short sleeve shirts

... ... the emptiness in my head after a day at FH!
... when so-called men behave like girls!
... which becomes thicker TV presenters!
... stinking of smoke contemporaries!
... Guide (in Switzerland, also known as Autostöppler)!
... warehousemen!
... when the clock at 14.00 Evian bottle is empty!
... Swiss TV!
... sweaty construction workers!
... Hermann Hesse!
... ÖVM!
... taxes!
... especially readjustment!
... ill-fitting suits!
... permanet Links driver!
... my neighbors!
... songs and Rudi Karell!
... fine!
... warm beer!
... swaying music!
... the Swiss football team!
... bus driver!
... all I have not yet listed, but should be here!

(As far as my dear readers, my mood on a Friday, just before closing time ...) should