Wenn pummelige Mädchen in Frottetrainerhosen den Hüftspeck über dem Bund zusammenschnüren, den sie sich an freien Mittwochnachmittagen bei McDonalds angefressen haben, und in arrythmischem Gezappel in die Kamera schwitzen, dann kann das eigentlich nur eines bedeuten: Detlef D! (AUSRUFEZEICHEN!) Soost – Heimkind, Neger, Pionier – hat mit VIVA zu , Dance Star 05 'loaded.
(The Love Moritz will forgive me the bad N word, but this is the official title of his biography )
Basically I give the reader right. It is surely not enough to torment with VIVA, but under certain circumstances, it is simply the most sensible choice. Namely, if and when in the gym on the treadmill near the pulse stops at the 200th Only three programs to choose from: sports, news, music. Since the Schnatterweiber
feel annoyed by the sound, while they are unchecked on the cross trainer talk about stretch marks and premenstrual vaginal discharge, the volume is turned off.
As a news channel makes little sense unless RTL Exclusive reports on the glaring deficiencies on Bravo, which may be reasonably doubted the quality of the broadcast. In N24, however it is not easy to understand what is at stake in the post. Therefore, the fall, news corner away ', which is already preferred by only decrepit idealists-68ers.
around the TV with the sports channel is a surge of energy particularly rich, those who consider themselves to be veritable Iron Man candidate to saddle in the summer of her high-tech racing bike and dressed in colorful, tight nylon to a banana and vanilla PowerBar stuck in the back pocket. The feeling of having to protect their little bit of brain with carbon helmet and the bike path to keep their dignity. It requires no further discussion, it is guessed, the sports that are shown to not require such special talent, skill or exceptional skills, but only dull strength. Cross-country skiing, for example.
What luck ', I can choose a treadmill, facing the music TV. This has several advantages. For one, the same music videos - fortunately without sound - soft porn films, which immensely from the strains a 60 minute mountain running simulation distracting. On the other hand, because so listen to a broadcast on VIVA without what is an incredible fun. Where we were back to the topic ...
Detlef D! - Foster child, Negro, pioneer - Soost is great. He deserves all our praise. My appreciation he has! Who with chubby face, lack of hair and a propensity for obesity on television creates, is to me very high on the recognition list. And he can dance too! But that's not enough ... he can:
- little girl crying together
- pimples chummy guys from life as a great Star grant
- fatherly advice tell
- offer his shoulder when someone is crying (which is about 4 times per item)
- the most difficult choreography's own External perform
- qualified statements about style, movement and rhythm of hip Dance Combo
- constantly wipe sweat from his brow
- Peggy does not take into Boot Camp (which is really sad about and take very likely that life would, they would have the necessary intelligence for it) who
- as the front man of his dance crew, a micro and "hey, come on now, full power" yell.
- a spastic, hyperactive fidget as gifted Breaker classify
- create fashion trends (for example, wear sunglasses on the bald head)
- grin into the camera, as Jinn, the genie
The list would be endless, limited my time, however, when the interested reader can always find the time, he may the great Detlef D! - Foster child, Negro, pioneer - prove Soost, honor and visit his world .
