Here's to the Internet. Hip, hip hurray. A truly magnificent invention. Apart from the fact that I am comfortable at home - live - can look in the pleasure garden of several courtesans, it simplifies my life tremendously. I would now not just among the addicts who spend their weekends and then usually to stupid LAN parties and down the latest Lara Croft Naked modules . Download But just to that group, which for convenience not do without power again. Times book just a quick flight, a hotel room reservation on the Adriatic, find out about the latest tips to extravagant tie knots on the online edition of GQ.
These are all nice things, and depending on the mood my favorite activity varies in different sectors.
My current favorite: BOL
The online book store (where the offer is not limited exclusively to books) covers a huge range, offers moderate terms of delivery (from 70 - orders the package is free) and you all may work for . get
Moreover, and this seems to me the most important thing, I do not need to Lucerne or Zurich to drive to find a decent bookstore, because there's only the train's shit-monopolists books Balmer AG . Two branches with the useful area of \u200b\u200ba kebab stand and a fabulous five and a half books range. On top of that operate in these bookstores, as in libraries, strange men over 40 with far too narrow, more gray than black, because faded jeans that go on and just above the ankle, and also continue with a very warm-looking knit socks. This plug in, oh yes I use clichés like, sandals. For all I Künzli health shoes, to not call Birkenstock need. In any case, have no idea. If I ask for a book that they look beyond their narrow pseudo-intellectual glasses and give a tormented "hmm" sound and put on a face, like the love Moritz when he learns that in Djibouti, the noise of the local fauna considerably by the drumming the local tribal residents will be disturbed. That's going too far when you have touched down very worried face and take immediate diplomatic action. A noise protection for building over 900 million must be found. But immediately. I digress. What was I saying? Ah yes, the bookseller. The
always say: "müestemer bSet ". Aha, we should. That means by implication that the ass would prefer not to order the book, because he
a) is too stupid to use the PC (which I suspect), or
b) my book choice either for literary value, yet socially responsible has (what seems to be the case)
otherwise he would have said: "müemer bSet".
This little but, but it seems to me, but important difference that, at this point that I easily lose my composure. When I was was in puberty I responded each abusive, "but you plug in bstellig d'ass!" is also appropriate for a 15 year old.
over the years we will be more subtle. We are a friendly and communicative, the ass can order the book and asks for a second book, when he stopped taking the first order. After a few orders to leave the shop happy, Kreutzer every two days on the ass and ask for the order. Meanwhile, one knows, and obviously annoyed. Then, when finally arriving to the books and he senses a chance to get rid of the troublemakers quickly, I just happened the first book for a long time and says: "hmmm nei, the hani nid bstellt that s'falsche manner, "the book lays it carelessly to the side, it's the wrong thing, the ass mumbles something that takes you to the next book and says" hmmm nei, au nid, definitely s'falsche! ".
look at the third book is the ass reproachfully. It is important to the reproachful look which one has set up on it, as if one had to his 7th Sacher cake and a birthday wish got carrot cake instead. If you have fixed the ass then. The eye contact is made. The ass cramped clinging to the bar. If you hold the book with arms outstretched in front of him and reads in a loud, strong voice, so that all Attendees will hear: "Baby Ficker, Urs Allemann, Deuticke Verlag Wien! So de trash! Hands you the bstellt "
(Note to writers: there's the book really was even awarded the Ingeborg Bachmann Prize)
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