Sunday, February 26, 2006

Template For Easter Candle

state of emergency

Actually, you know. Should be wiser, should prepare and act accordingly. But year after year it is amazing, and expressed the least, the understatement is par excellence. One is dismayed, and also applied a little, maybe even slightly irritated and many one (including lord levi) Kiesinger wants her emergency laws.

The reader will guess it, speaking of the Carnival (which is written in this country of moronic Fastnächtlern without the 't', ie Carnival). Still, the people may be designated in the Catholic regions of Switzerland, the notabene time was lumped as conservative, narrow-minded and xenophobic (my small stature Anatolian holy warrior friend will confirm this), the fervent desire to dress up, drink and wandering the streets and listen to more than swaying unsteadily, brutal instrumental rape (so-called Guggemusig). Of course jovial without bawling. And because it's dressed up can be so easy, is also dredged baseless gegrabscht and worse, so far that's just humanly possible.

The result of the unbridled exuberance presents nine months later, which can be demonstrated statistically - analogous to the number of abruptly rising side jumps (there should be children of Fastnächtlern of my readers, they had once recommended to critically look at the mirror image and perhaps think about how come the dark complexion may well, but where both parents are more light-skinned)

Not that I'm going misunderstood! I have absolutely nothing against exuberance, I am even a true friend of the exuberance, but I am deeply reluctant, hopping with all the troubled banks and hard to yell with DJ Ötzi Hey Baby. " And when I then see the heads of families who buy dressed as nurses, 16 year old boys beer and for that get a bit of body heat, everything will be under the guise of chummy embrace that belongs to drunken men good form, I think. As can be only so hypocritically go through life? At the root table of the gymnastics club laugh at gay jokes and secretly love the game Brad Pitt on the sandy beach of Bora Bora dream? Kinda sick, right?

Or the otherwise frigid, stuffy old women who enjoy the the hard-toiling husband, not even oral pleasure (let alone correctly ran dry), submit to the next best to the neck and can be in the queue for the snack stand Standing finger.

Where as the so-called morality of the Sauber men who stare at while the rest of the year, the poor lord levi, just because this is a bit eccentric Dressed? Where are they who jammed central Switzerland, which bring joy to their lives mapped shirts expression? Every Saturday her Opel grow and then mow the lawn? Where are they now, the housewives who describe their clothing style as "practical, convenient, discreet"? They search in vain, for it is carnival - as it may be a little bit more colorful. A bit wild, a little more of everything, but keep to the back then the rest of the year. Finally, it is indeed proper and correct, and reserved and would never ever dare simply on the road a little dance, because one is really the case. No, no, it saves on until February, because what would the neighbors think? Really!

Thursday, January 19, 2006

Reposed Zero Turn Mowers

Life: Redesign (1)

Part 1:

It's never too late. Know thyself The journey is the destination. Seize the day. The devil takes the hindmost. God help me.

Poor lord levi, battered by hard work and hard blows (did I mention that I traded my Ingold townspeople V8 against a Stuttgart star (of course, also V8) and I popped after only six weeks against an adit Renault?)) Has his life decided to give a new direction of march. New impetus must be changed or how the girls like to say: "öppis alters". Since I already own an excellent hair cut, so nothing would help, and my shoes are also make them happy, but not quite enough, I am willing to enter new territory. I will do the same Columbus, to follow in his footsteps, walk in his paths, of course in an appropriate urban form itself. I will push into fallow, uncivilized, driven by wild Inhabited, steeped in country:

... drum roll ...
... lord levi intends to move into a flat ... tataaaaaaaa!

The reader will guess it, since I'm obviously not even have guessed.
No, but was indirectly brought on by my ex the most obvious of all the options (you always knew what was good for me;))
Hear, hear, murmured the crowd, but wait - nothing could be further than the good readers in troubled uncertainty waft Do not:
Granted, the old lord levi, speak, lord levi the cynics and fine Pinkel, the egomaniac esthete and detractors would have socially engaged, never to let down, to share with long-haired Ökospinnern the booth and because of endangered animals in eastern Tibet to put candles on the window sill.
But the new lord levi not upgraded. It's all over the times of the nasty comments and defamation! Enough of the shameful words and affection of posturing. Once again, let the world see that the wind changes.
Why this sudden change of heart? I do not know. And on closer inspection plays no role, because as the saying goes, who is not sleeping 'or something like that. Mir is faaaad Sun 'd Say the Viennese. Maybe it's that. (Other proposals, which deal with the poor lord levi can be gladly accepted).

course I am aware that a redevelopment project of this magnitude is not without one or the other check is done. And of course there is the possibility that the new lord levi will reoffend, shamelessly opened the hunt in the good Moritz, with narrow-minded colleagues, the board game - known from TV and radio - Keyboard-meets-rectum plays, special taxes for obese calls that dwarf the cafeteria checkout girl (the one with the porn face) gets to hear what lord levi likes about her, including the oversized ... I digress.

Either way, it will change a lot (by the way the layout of this site, because ultimately has Vere extracting a header for me be made and which is also installed, as promised, honest, I swear)

Well , the shock runs deep and it rolls her eyes in disbelief, but the sails are set. Now it's course to India (for those who have mourned the loss of my star and darum die erste Passage nur fragmentarisch erfassten konnten…Kolumbus wollte da auch schon hin)

Man darf also gespannt sein, doch soviel sei vorweg verraten...der nächste Teil der Lord’schen Metamorphose, spielt in den WG’s die es zu besichtigen gilt...